As 2009 comes to an end, it is time to reflect on the year’s events. You may have already noticed various newspapers, magazines, and websites compiling crafty top ten lists of major events that happened this year. However, very few publications will be able to present the best of 2009 in song format.
Without further ado, please enjoy my new version of The 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . A giant rapping douchebag.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 2 more years of Oprah and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 8 Slumdog Oscars, 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 9 Ipone Apps, 8 Slumdog Oscars, 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 10 Tiger playthings, 9 Ipone Apps, 8 Slumdog Oscars, 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . 11 Madoff fraud counts, 10 Tiger playthings, 9 Ipone Apps, 8 Slumdog Oscars, 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent do me. . . 12 Months of Obama, 11 Madoff fraud counts, 10 Tiger playthings, 9 Ipone Apps, 8 Slumdog Oscars, 7 Jackson tributes, 6 Hand sanitizers, 5 Jeter Rings, 4 Facebook games, 3 Lohan breakdowns, 2 more years of Oprah, and a giant rapping douchebag.
I especially like the 9 iphone apps…next year’s recap should include an audio or video of the song…
Haha! The Kanye and Taylor was a hit for me. I can’t believe that Kanye really did that. Haha.
Maechal jackson is my favorite and i miss him and his new release he is the legend.
good share.
i like “On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me. . . “
Nice list, and I agree, next years should have an audio. An alternative to number nine could be Kate Plus Eight…
Looks like it’s up to 12 Tiger playthings.
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Excellent times three!
I wanted to do a year in review….until I read this one….I’ll pick another topic. But, if I come up with something as clever, or nearly as clever….I’ll take a stab at it.
Thanks for an early gift!
Great job.
I laughed at the one abou Kanye West.
taylor is my favorite one and i could believe that how could Kanye did with taylor………hahahahahahaha
i really miss Maechal Jackson a lot he is the super star i just love to see his all videos.
Can you just imagine the comedown for a person like Bernie Madoff.
Here he was running a 40 billion dollar investment program, living better than the Sultan of Brunai, and now he is in a ten by eight cell for the rest of his life.
And, he managed the royal living for three decades or more.
That’s time to get used to living very well.
On the other hand, was he in pain the whole time internally.?
That we will never know.
If he was in pain, then the cell may be paradise to Bernie.
One never knows what goes on in a person’s mind and spirit.
Consultants are now saying that the thing to avoid is a place where the people investing the money are also the people accounting for the money.
How would we know?
Maechal Jackson is rock star and everybody miss him a lot and his hits also he bis amazing i just love him.
Nicely thought and done. My favorite from the list is 10 Tiger Playthings
Very nice list.
what a crazy year… sad to see it leave.. as a yankees fan them winning was definitely a nice touch
great alternative 12 days of christmas, especially Madoff at number 11!
Hey, I play farmville on facebook to!
we lost jackson so much, i love all of jackson song i wonder is there anyone capable replace him and drop EC here
thanks- tommy
I love it, you picked out 12 very good events
I miss Michael Jackson and his new release he is the legend.
Facebook’s Farmville is very addictive aside from other applications in Facebook.
i got married and divorced in 2009
and i’m happy with that
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE!!!!!!! in 2009
I think you were right on with the 1 day, Taylor showed a very grown-up reaction to the not so grown-up Kanye. Thanks for the laughs.
It was hard to sing it like the original one for the first 3 days. But for the fourth day, it started turning into a song! Great stuff!
okay your posts are too hilarious. I’m glad tiger woods was able to top off the year.
I seriously love this post, all days are freaking perfect and gave me a good laugh. Kanye West was really jackass on that scene, after I’ve watched MTV awards, I can’t actually believe he did that, all the while I thought everything was scripted and all..that scene was really priceless so to speak..he’s been the talk of the town for weeks.
I miss Michael Jackson..truly a world icon
Great article *top*
I love it and had to laugh a lot *rofl*. You simply picked out 12 very special events – great job!
In spite of everything I would like Michael to be still alive. *RIP*
great 2009 wrap-up!!! especially the last ones…
Maechal jackson is the best one, and I miss him very much (:
I miss Michael Jackson, but I am so honored to be part of HISstory. BTW Kanye West scene is undoubtedly, PRICELESS! I am watching MTV now, Michael Jackson marathon the whole afternoon.. He is sooo being missed.
The one about Kanye West is going to go on for ages still – a youtube hit
Which of the next celebs are going to put their necks in ???
I dont know about all the hoolpa around farmville. I know one thing for certain if you have alot of time on your hands to waste then it is the game for you
My cousin is obsessed with it . Great blog by the way
Michael Jackson was like a brother to me. I’ve been coping with his dying and it has been very tough for me. I can’t believe how he moved the industries around the world. I wish his family the best. Thanks Michael for changing life as we know it!