The Red Stapler Chronicles

My Latest Google Reconsideration Request

I have decided to try a new method in regaining my lost Google search result mojo. I figure that someone from Google is stuck reading hundreds of boring reconsideration requests per day. As a result, I determined that if my request stood out from the others, it might receive a little extra attention. The following is an exact copy of the reconsideration request that I submitted to Google. I will certainly keep you informed if I get any kind of response or new result.

Dear Google, can you spare a moment of your time.
My blog is being treating like it committed a crime.

The Red Stapler Chronicles deserves your reconsideration.
It not longer violates a single guideline, term, or condition.

So please enjoy this little Dr. Suess inspired rhyme.
And remember that I have never receive money for a link, not even a dime.

I have a valid sitemap and even a robots txt..
My site won’t upset your stomach like eating Tex-Mex.

I do not use hidden text and have never used cloaking.
I have avoided any tricks to improve my search engine ranking.

I do not participate in link schemes to improve my page rank.
I do not support viruses or trojans, you can take that to the bank.

I do not use black hat, I do not spam.
I do not have illegal pictures from a webcam.

No Google rule was broken, no rule even bent.
My bog provides plenty of unique and relevant content.

Thus, I think it is time to give the Red Stapler Chronicles another chance.
Sorry I can’t offer you more than a poem, like some cash in advance.

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8 Responses to “My Latest Google Reconsideration Request”

1. Link Building Bible, on August 1st, 2008 at 8:44 pm Said:

   haha… stick to blogging… i dont think childrens books, or anything to do with rhyming, is in your future. =)

   I recently submitted a reconsiderations request for PR, so we’ll see..

   Link Building Bibles last blog post..Why I Promote Link Building Not PageRank

2. rutgerskevin, on August 1st, 2008 at 10:17 pm Said:

   @Link Good luck to us both then regarding Google

3. My Google Mojo is Back!! | The Red Stapler Chronicles, on August 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm Said:

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4. Mustang Faqs, on August 28th, 2008 at 9:19 am Said:

   My friend told me about this a while ago! But I did not think it was real until I read your article!! Thanks for sharing, I will give it a try now

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5. Blog of The Day: Kevin Brink’s Red Stapler Chronicles | A Recruiters Blog, on November 10th, 2008 at 4:53 am Said:

   [...] My Latest Google Reconsideration Request I figure that someone from Google is stuck reading hundreds of boring reconsideration requests per day. As a result, I determined that if my request stood out from the others, it might receive a little extra attention. The following is an exact copy of the reconsideration request that I submitted to Google. I will certainly keep you informed if I get any kind of response or new result. Read More [...]

6. zalmoxis, on November 25th, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

   I shoud try this for a recently banned website. Thank you

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7. zkap, on March 19th, 2009 at 12:17 pm Said:

   very nice my friend.

8. Mystic Madness, on April 15th, 2009 at 5:12 am Said:

   very nice one. You are just amazing. You said it all enough for google to comprehend how knowledgeable you are.

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