My Latest Google Reconsideration Request

I have decided to try a new method in regaining my lost Google search result mojo. I figure that someone from Google is stuck reading hundreds of boring reconsideration requests per day. As a result, I determined that if my request stood out from the others, it might receive a little extra attention. The following is an exact copy of the reconsideration request that I submitted to Google. I will certainly keep you informed if I get any kind of response or new result.

Dear Google, can you spare a moment of your time.
My blog is being treating like it committed a crime.

The Red Stapler Chronicles deserves your reconsideration.
It not longer violates a single guideline, term, or condition.

So please enjoy this little Dr. Suess inspired rhyme.
And remember that I have never receive money for a link, not even a dime.

I have a valid sitemap and even a robots txt..
My site won’t upset your stomach like eating Tex-Mex.

I do not use hidden text and have never used cloaking.
I have avoided any tricks to improve my search engine ranking.

I do not participate in link schemes to improve my page rank.
I do not support viruses or trojans, you can take that to the bank.

I do not use black hat, I do not spam.
I do not have illegal pictures from a webcam.

No Google rule was broken, no rule even bent.
My bog provides plenty of unique and relevant content.

Thus, I think it is time to give the Red Stapler Chronicles another chance.
Sorry I can’t offer you more than a poem, like some cash in advance.