The Land of Misfit Celebrity Endorsements

Have you ever watched a commercial with a celebrity and just thought, “Wow, what a perfect fit. I could totally see that celebrity actually using that product”? Michael Jordan and Nike, MC Hammer and Cash For Gold, and Shaq and IcyHot–all are perfect examples.

But somewhere out there in advertising land, there are a group of celebrity endorsement ideas that were created with much creativity and ingenuity but just couldn’t find their way to any type of advertising media. These unfortunate ads have been suffering in agony, completely unseen to the general public. Until now. I have just returned from the land of misfit celebrity endorsement and will now share what I saw.

Kim Kardashian recently had a little sun burn problem.  This “size 2″ hottie cold have been a star for Coppertone.

If anyone knows what the hell is going on with Joaquin Phoenix, please contact his agent immediately.  Apparently, there is some type of reward.

Cookie Monster has been eating devouring cookies for years, why not take advantage of this.  If PBS had any brains they would take advantage of this and then I would not be subjected to another lame pledge drive ever again.

Kirstie Alley was going to be the Nutri System spokeswoman, but it turns out resistance is indeed futile.

Can you picture Rain Man being freaked out by the flashing blue light and smashing it followed by a scene with Wal-Mart’s dancing smiling face?

Lidnsay is considering staring in a Vegas “Peepshow.”  Can porn really be that far away?

Billy Mays here, saying that no stain can match up to Oxi Clean’s stain removal problem.  Take Monica’s stained blue dress, Oxi Clean will take that right out.

If the gloves don’t fit, just get the next size up.

I was debating whether or not this was going to be a ketchup ad or the snuggie, but this picture sealed the deal.  Who can forget this famous scene for the Soprano’s Pine Barren’s episode.

Sponge Bob Squarepants lives under the sea, but if Bounty did, there would be no sea–just a really wet bounty.

Before Rihanna became the new poster girl for abuse, it was all about Whitney.

Winona takes advantage of all the good sales!!!

Some people think the Germans invented the Sham Wow.  Wrong!!!  Winston Wolfe (Pulp Fiction) has been using it for years to clean up various messes.

Chris Brown really showed Rihanna the power of UPS.

Are there any Celebrity Endorsements that I missed?  Let me know.

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13 Responses to The Land of Misfit Celebrity Endorsements

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  2. I like the ‘Mounds’ and the ‘Lays.’ The man looks ‘nuts’ and it’s clear that the big lady can’t resist food, especially crunchy ones. Thanks for the amusing pics/ads :D

  3. Scentsy says:

    Love it! Isotoner and OJ!!! haha what about Paris Hilton – Acyclovir?

  4. Jason says:

    This is very creative. I never thought of it that way. Winona hahah

  5. Misa Campo says:

    You killed me with this. I think the Rain Man is the best!

  6. Michelle says:

    They are hilarious!!! love the Lays one and you have a real good point about the Cookie Monster!

  7. Poster Printing says:

    Wonderful post! I really enjoyed this one, thanks :)
    Some of these are really cool. My favorite is the one with Sponge Bob Square Pants for Bounty. If Bounty lived under the sea… hahaha love it! :)

  8. OMG… Some Shocking Pictures. lol

  9. Scentsy says:

    Betcha Can’t Eat Just One! How funny!!! I love these types of posts. Please keep ‘em coming!

  10. workgloves says:

    I think the Rain Man is the best!

  11. Miss Platnum says:

    OMG! I’m really amazed … and scared:))

  12. I wanted to take time to notify you how much your work lightend my day. It is amazing how a piece like yours can enliven people. Hope you make more pieces like this one.

  13. Britney says:

    A combination of Photoshop and special effects makeup artists sure did a number on Rihanna now didn’t they :P
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