About this time, every year, millions of Americans start to develop their annual New Year’s Resolutions. Since President Elect Obama is probably pretty busy coming up with plans to run our country, I decided to take the liberty to construct a list of his possible resolutions.
1. Learn how to say “That was Bush’s fault” in at least 20 languages.
2. Fix the leaking faucet in the Oval Office to immediately save tax payer’s money.
3. Quit smoking in order to avoid burning down the White House.
4. Put all cabinet meetings on YouTube to increase the transparency of the government
5. Skip the in-flight Air Force One movies to concentrate on fixing the economy.
6. Eliminate the word “bailout” from American’s vocabulary by the end of the year.
7. Give up the Blackberry
8. Cancel the appearance at the Re-Elect Governor Blagojevich function.
9. Make sure new puppy gets along with Biden’s new dog to avoid dog fighting scandal.
10. Keep resume up to date just in case the economy takes a turn for the worse.
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A pleasant easy post to start the day with.Item 11 on the President elects list should be,the dismantling
of the EVIL and HEINOUS piece of legislation BSL(Breed Specific Legislation) off all US lawbooks otherwise it will one day come back and Haunt the US.
I am not USA people, but I really want to take a part in celebrating Obama Inauguration for next January 20, I hope world will get big change under his hand better than previous leader.
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