Think you are having a bad day? I think I know someone who can trump your little sob story. No, I am not talking about Lindsay Lohan again. Instead, this week’s Celebrity meltdown goes to Mel Gibson.
It has certainly been a tough couple of weeks for actor Mel Gibson. In case you have not heard, a series of phone conversations with the mother of his child, Oksana Grigorieva, have been released to the media. These tapes are definitely worth listening to, so I encourage you to listen to an example of one below.
Now for Mel Gibson, it is time for damage control if he ever hopes to work in Hollywood again. But has he done too much damage already? Only time will produce that answer.
Luckily for you, we at the Red Stapler Chronicles have an inside source at the public relations firm that he uses. The following are just some of the excuses that will be leaked to the public to attempt to explain his erratic behavior:
10. As a celebrity, Gibson has gained access to the upcoming episodes of the second season of The Jersey Shore. After a little alcohol, he might have forgotten, while blow jobs before the Jacuzzi are customary on this reality show, they are not automatic in real life.
9. Mel has been overly jealous of fellow actor Kevin Costner since his oil cleanup device is getting all the attention.
8. He failed in out biding LeBron James in order to secure Jim Gray to conduct his made for TV special, “I really do respect Blacks and Jews.”
7. Claimed that his behavior was caused by the constant blowing of the vuvuzelas that stuck in his head after Australia’s First Round World Cup exit.
6. Just concerned about friend Lindsay Lohan’s recent legal troubles.
5. Once one of the wealthiest person on Earth, Mel’s fortune has quickly evaporated as he was too highly invested in BP.
4. Was just really affected by seeing a Double Rainbow.
3. Gibson has just been trying to win a “Who can act the craziest and ruin your career” bet with Signs co-star Joaquin Phoenix.
2. Upset that his new Iphone 4 keeps on dropping his important calls to Danny Glover.
1. Gibson falsely believed that he was a CIA agent (think A Beautiful Mind here) and was trying to expose Oksana as being part of the recent Russian spy ring.
Yep it was the double rainbow! It would be interesting to be Mel’s therapist..on second thought it would be too scary.
Oh this is priceless! Mel Gibson has been known to be a hot head and I wouldn’t be surprised if more things aren’t added to this list of crazy events. This is also the second time I have heard Mel Gibson helping tragic stars like Lindsey Lohan – what about Britney Spears? I’m sure I remember reading an article about that somewhere online. Mel Gibson should stick to what he’s good at – making and starring in films about the destruction and invasion of different cultures.