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		<title>Vetran Secret Service Hero Weighs in on Prostitution Scandal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Frank Horrigan, who helped protect 7 different presidents before his retirement in 1998, was saddened to hear about the latest Secret Service scandal. . .]]></description>
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		<title>How MTV Decides Which Teenage Girls Will Star in 16 and Pregnant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MTV&#8217;s successful show 16 and Pregnant and spin-off Teen Mom have certainly made an impact on American culture. Not only have we been introduced to such national treasures like Amber and Janelle, but the show has also helped teen birth &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/how-mtv-decides-which-teenage-girls-will-star-in-16-and-pregnant/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Top Ten Fictional Gym Teachers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  Coach Cutlip&#8211;The Wonder Years Not only was Coach Cutlip able to prepare his students for the President&#8217;s Physical Fitness Challenge, but he was also able to teach them all the facts of life.  Watch below for the best ever &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/top-ten-fictional-gym-teachers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 20 Cliches in Movies and TV Shows about High School</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever watched a television show or movie and been able to easily guess what would happen next?  Chances are, that most of us would answer yes to the above question.  Unfortunately, it does not mean that we are &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-top-20-cliches-in-movies-and-tv-shows-about-high-school/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Demands of The Occupy Wall Street Protesters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the Occupy Wall Street protesters continue to live in Zuccotti park in New York&#8217;s financial district, many people are wondering exactly what the group hopes to accomplish. Fortunately, the public does not have to wonder anymore as one of &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-real-demands-of-the-occupy-wall-street-protesters/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>8 Candidates to Buy the New York Mets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that the David Einhorn deal fell through, the Mets are in need of a new minority owner to pump in some much needed money into the team. Luckily, a member of the Red Stapler Spy Network was able to &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/8-candidates-to-buy-the-new-york-mets/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The First Lesson Learned From Hurricane Irene</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As Hurricane Irene threatens millions of people along the East Coast, many wonder why there seems to be so many extreme weather events lately. Is it caused by the polar icecaps melting? A change in the jet stream? Is God &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-first-lesson-learned-from-hurricane-irene/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The 50 Most WTF Pictures of Cookie Monster on the Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[C is for Cookie, and that is good enough for me.  However, leave it to the internet to turn a character from sesame street into a sex object, gangster, drug addict, or worse.  Surely, Jim Henson would roll over in &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-50-most-wtf-pictures-of-cookie-monster-on-the-internet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How Middle School Kids Get Access to Nudity and Porn&#8211;Then and Now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A long, long, time ago, in a basement or clubhouse in the woods, adolescent boys had to get a little creative to catch a glimpse of the female naked form.  Here are 12 ways in which these brave young men &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/how-middle-school-kids-get-access-to-nudity-and-porn-then-and-now/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Day Douchebaggery&#8211;Twenty Ways to Join the Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  You are always ready to top any story that anyone is ever able to tell.  For instance, if a co-worker starts telling the story about how she lost both of her parents in a terrible plane crash, you quickly &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/modern-day-douchebaggery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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