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		<title>The Real Demands of The Occupy Wall Street Protesters</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the Occupy Wall Street protesters continue to live in Zuccotti park in New York&#8217;s financial district, many people are wondering exactly what the group hopes to accomplish. Fortunately, the public does not have to wonder anymore as one of &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-real-demands-of-the-occupy-wall-street-protesters/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>8 Candidates to Buy the New York Mets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that the David Einhorn deal fell through, the Mets are in need of a new minority owner to pump in some much needed money into the team. Luckily, a member of the Red Stapler Spy Network was able to &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/8-candidates-to-buy-the-new-york-mets/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The First Lesson Learned From Hurricane Irene</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As Hurricane Irene threatens millions of people along the East Coast, many wonder why there seems to be so many extreme weather events lately. Is it caused by the polar icecaps melting? A change in the jet stream? Is God &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-first-lesson-learned-from-hurricane-irene/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The 50 Most WTF Pictures of Cookie Monster on the Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[C is for Cookie, and that is good enough for me.  However, leave it to the internet to turn a character from sesame street into a sex object, gangster, drug addict, or worse.  Surely, Jim Henson would roll over in &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-50-most-wtf-pictures-of-cookie-monster-on-the-internet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How Middle School Kids Get Access to Nudity and Porn&#8211;Then and Now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A long, long, time ago, in a basement or clubhouse in the woods, adolescent boys had to get a little creative to catch a glimpse of the female naked form.  Here are 12 ways in which these brave young men &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/how-middle-school-kids-get-access-to-nudity-and-porn-then-and-now/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Day Douchebaggery&#8211;Twenty Ways to Join the Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  You are always ready to top any story that anyone is ever able to tell.  For instance, if a co-worker starts telling the story about how she lost both of her parents in a terrible plane crash, you quickly &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/modern-day-douchebaggery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Hall of Fame for Crazy Old Men</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Since 1994, Shady Acres has recognized excellence in the the fine senior citizen art of wrecking havoc across our great country. Whether they are harassing their care givers, producing non stop guilt treatments to their families, or just acting inappropriately, &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/the-hall-of-fame-for-crazy-old-men/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Victory!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Score one for the good guys.  In their infinite wisdom, the powers that be at Citadel Broadcasting Corporation have decided to take down the stolen article from the KWIN site. They have also decided to make a very generous donation &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/victory/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Top Twenty Reasons Why You Should Not Kill Yourself</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Suicide in NEVER the answer.  No matter what is going wrong in your life, better days will be ahead.  At least that is what was written on the suicide prevention pamphlet I found at the bus stop.  But just in &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/top-twenty-reasons-why-you-should-not-kill-yourself/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Part 2 of A Story About How My Blog Was Illegally Copied</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay&#8211;Now I am pissed! To catch up on this story, first read Part 1 of A Story About How My Blog Was Illegally Copied Over a week ago, I contacted just everyone I could find with an email address at &#8230; <a href="http://redstaplerchronicles.com/part-2-of-a-story-about-how-my-blog-was-illegally-copied/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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