Great Moments in Twitter History

Have you been sucked into Twitter mania?  Some people can’t seem to live without it and are addicted to it like crack.  For others, let’s just say, not so much.    Regardless of how you feel about Twitter, you would have to live under a rock to avoid hearing about it during the past several months.

So how did Twitter rise to popularity?  Many believe that Twitter was invented in 2006.  Nope.  In reality, Twitter has been around for over 600 years and has helped millions of people communicate in 140 characters or less.  Here are some of Twitter’s best moments throughout the years:

PrezAbe I can see down that woman’s dress from up here.  God I love the theater!!!

4/14/1885 from txt

ZapruderFlicks I got the best view of the president’s motorcade.  I’m so going to put this film on Youtube.

11/22/1963 from mobile web

DorothyGale @TinMan @Scarecrow OMG!!!I can you  believe what a p*ssy the lion is being??

8/25/1939 from Munchkin Web

ChiefTafino Why does that stupid white man named Columbus keep on calling us Indians?  There goes the neighborhood. I’m not giving them any of the good corn!

10/12/1492 from Tweetdeck

KingKato RT @thejuice Anyone know a good criminal lawyer?  Also, check out this funny post http://tinyurl.com/4e3727

6/17/1994 from web

TheW–@dickcheney Now what should I do?

9/11/2001 from AirForce1 web

DaveyCrockett @SamHouston Now would be a good time for those reinforcements!!!!

3/6/1836 from txt

TheGipper I like this Gorbachev fellow, but what is going on with that thing on his head?

11/19/1985 from web

NasaBuzz WTF!!!! Why does Armstrong get to go first?  One small leap my ass, now I am going to have to deal with one giant ego!!!

7/20/1969 from txt

Ghandi To all my followers, I will not update again until the British get out of India.

3/22/1933 from Tweetdeck

TheOtherCorleone @MoeGreen No problem man, you knew ole Fredo would hook you up.  Just don’t let my brother know.

2/4/1959 from web

MWallace @Jules @VVega Get your ass over here, and bring a blowtorch.  Zed’s going down!!!

12/17/1994 from txt

TheRealPrincess–@Luke @C3 @R2 @Lando Is it just me or does Chewbecca really stink today?  Han is going to have to talk with him!!

A long time ago from Empire Web

DrHannibal Had the best dinner tonight, very tender meat.  @clarice Want to come over for a bite?

5/13/1991 from web

LtDanTaylor Just met the two stupidest people on the face of the earth!!  What kind of name is Gump anyway?

6/5/1967 from TweetDeck

MartyMcFly RT Take the Red Sox to win it all this year.  Trust me.  @DocBrown Don’t worry, i fed Einstein his favorite.

2/13/2059 from TwitWatch

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10 Responses to “Great Moments in Twitter History”

  1. Those are quite funny and interesting tweets, thanks

  2. Another great post! I love Bush’s tweet to Cheney.

  3. Finally something useful comes from twitter :)

    Love the Ltndan and the Bush/cheney ones

    Steve

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  5. Can’t say I am a huge fan of Twitter but love the twitter best moments. Some are super funny!

  6. i was never much enthusiastic about twitter and wondered what the fuss was all about..but i decided to create an account anyway and will see how far it will go

  7. I think twitter should be there since beginning of this world. I am addicted to it as millions other.

  8. The red stapler is the one thing from office space that I remember most. Him sitting in the basement….mumbling. Twitter is useful but I am not addicted to it as much as gaming or racing. Those quotes are funny. I wish I had invented twitter though.

  9. This post is epic win. :)
    Love Abraham Lincoln’s tweet. Who knew that the president can get a little naughty (I mean, aside from Pres. Clinton. LOL).
    And I wonder what Dr. Hannibal had for diner? I mean, who.

  10. These are really great tweets filled with humor, must say tweet with a tweak

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