To all 37 or so 
of you out there that will celebrate the first annual Red Stapler Day, I wish you the greatest day possible. May your boss be sent away for a month for some corporate re-education. May you be greeted with the arrival of a brand new copy machine and printer. May the most annoying person in your workplace be fired for a same-sex sexual harassment claim.
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Now no holiday would be complete without its on song so . .
I’m dreaming of a Red Stapler
Just like the one that Milton had
Where the monitors glistens
and no one listens
‘Was last scene on the old mouse pad
I’m dreaming of a Red Stapler
With every TPS I write
May your flair be merry and bright
And tell all you bosses
to fly a kite
And remember, the second annual Red Stapler Day will be held June 7th, 2010
lmfao!
Just might be the greatest post I ever read haha.
Happy Red Stapler day to you too my friend
Thanks TriNi–maybe next year more people will celebrate this great holiday
Happy Red Stapler Day!!!
The boss being sent away is a wonderful idea, but one can only hope haha. Too much stuff to take care of. Thanks!
I wish every day was happy red stapler day
Wow you even wrote a song! I wonder if my boss’s will be undergoing any corporate re-education. Overall, great post as usual from you!
Just might be the greatest post I ever read .
I really love red stapler day. I am free to do everything without worrying of my work.