How Tiger Woods Will Benefit From His Scandal

Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by rutgerskevin

“There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary”–Brendan Behan

In case you live under a rock, the squeaky clean image of Tiger Woods is now a thing of the past.  Not only do we know that he is only a good driver on the golf course, but we also know that he has a Tiger-like appetite for extramarital sexual rendezvous.

But do not shed any tears for poor Tiger.  Already one of the richest people in the world, Woods is now poised to make even more money with new sponsorship deals.  What type of new sponsors would want to pick Woods up in light of recent events?  The Red Stapler Chronicles has recently uncovered the following proposals from an source inside the firm representing Tiger.

Which one do you think will be the most successful?

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27 Responses to “How Tiger Woods Will Benefit From His Scandal”

  1. Twitter Trackbacks for How Tiger Woods Will Benefit From His Scandal | The Red Stapler Chronicles [redstaplerchronicles.com] on Topsy.com, on December 2nd, 2009 at 11:31 pm Said:

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  2. marina, on December 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 am Said:

    Those iphone apps are ingenious…seriously our society just loves to see celebrities mess up…then he’ll go on Oprah or The View, maybe he’ll even write an autobiography and become even richer…we’ll forgive him his transgressions..and on to the next celebrity idiot.

  3. landscaping brisbane, on December 3rd, 2009 at 1:46 am Said:

    great post tell me why are Americans so scandal hungry. who’s business is it what tiger woods ,governor sanford, palins daughter or any body does with their personal life’s?thanks man.

  4. tommy, on December 3rd, 2009 at 9:33 am Said:

    even there is such a benefit for tiger woods i don’t think it’s a good way and i think it’s unnecessarily

  5. Pink Golf Bag, on December 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm Said:

    Cool article!

    I am sure Tiger will make some profit out of this as well. There are no bad PR.

  6. Dean Saliba, on December 3rd, 2009 at 2:05 pm Said:

    Why would you cheat when you have a beautiful-looking wife like the one Tiger Woods has?

  7. Toy Kitchen, on December 3rd, 2009 at 6:57 pm Said:

    Aaaah…..I love this blog. It always makes me laugh. But seriously what the heck is up with this Ashley Madison. I’m sorry but that is just flat out wrong.

  8. Stellamary, on December 5th, 2009 at 6:47 am Said:

    Tiger woods the famous tiger in the golf is shining with his family.His success fully depends his hardwork and the peaceful family also.Success comes to him for his better presentation in his field.

  9. field hockey rules, on December 7th, 2009 at 7:09 am Said:

    In the last few days, in internet, many people are searching about Tiger Woods and his relationship with Jaimee Grubbs. Everyday, I come to internet and in Google Trends; I can find that people are searching about them. The key words are changing on a regular basis but the interest of people is not decreasing at all.

  10. Victor Rodriguez, on December 7th, 2009 at 4:56 pm Said:

    This is really funny! LOL

  11. meh, on December 9th, 2009 at 12:59 am Said:

    i dont know how he can sleep at night with this shitstorm

  12. Ryan, on December 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am Said:

    ha ha, I don’t think this will ever blow over for the guy. Those women have all been extremely good looking, but he surely should of realised that it would eventually all come crashing down.

  13. Blu-ray player reviews, on December 10th, 2009 at 6:27 pm Said:

    How long until Tiger is on Oprah crying about how he is a sex addict. She might even bring Dr. Phil back for this mess.

  14. Burton Haynes, on December 11th, 2009 at 5:18 pm Said:

    Last nights Parks and Rec is soooo much like Tiger Woods stuff going on now. Really really close…

  15. china electronics, on December 17th, 2009 at 3:48 am Said:

    is funny! Tiger Woods Definitely affected

  16. Divorce Attorney, on December 20th, 2009 at 2:23 pm Said:

    Gosh this blog is too funny. Loved the fake ads. A little word of advice…people who have a perfect image are usually awful and just have a whole lot of secrets they’ve become good at hiding. In my line of work I’ve seen it too many times-perfect on paper-sack of you know what when the truth comes out.

  17. areapal, on December 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 am Said:

    im quite shock with tiger woods scandal. how ever article is so funny.

  18. Office Supplies, on January 4th, 2010 at 7:36 am Said:

    This article is really funny, but kidding aside, I guess it would be hard for Tiger Woods to gain back the trust of the public (not to mention the trust of the companies he endorses). I guess that’s the price he has to pay after all the scandal he has gone through this 2009.

  19. Darion, on January 6th, 2010 at 2:42 pm Said:

    Haha I loved all of those…especially the Trojan ad.

    I bet Jon Gosselin is breathing a sigh of relief now that he is finally out of the limelight.

  20. Rachel, on January 7th, 2010 at 6:48 pm Said:

    Hmm, I don’t know if Tiger Woods would like THAT type of PR ;) It must be really tough having the entire world know about it when you screw up.

  21. Ex Girlfriend, on January 8th, 2010 at 4:30 am Said:

    I laughed so hard when I saw the Ashley Madison ad.

    Nice one :)

  22. Clinical psychologist Brisbane, on January 12th, 2010 at 2:28 am Said:

    What effect will the Tiger Woods scandal have on the sport of Golf?

  23. Office Supplies, on January 16th, 2010 at 2:32 pm Said:

    Just heard a news that Tiger Woods is now starting to do good deed by helping the Haiti survivors. I guess everybody deserves another chance after all. Best of luck to Tiger Woods, hope he starts his year right.

  24. Ziggy, on January 24th, 2010 at 3:53 pm Said:

    I just saw that he went to “sex therapy”. I can’t believe it, but I’m sure it’s just being done to stay face.

  25. SillyStats, on January 27th, 2010 at 9:28 am Said:

    I hope that sex therapy can help him start out to something better. As they say, everyone deserves second chances. 2009 undoubtedly is Tiger Wood’s year. Hoping for a less controversy for him this year onwards.Either way, he’s still my idol.

  26. Glenn Ellis, on February 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 pm Said:

    This is Great stuff!
    We have been keeping up with the Tiger saga since the beginning. And I must say, this is some of the funniest we have seen!

  27. elyeky, on March 7th, 2010 at 5:11 pm Said:

    tiger woods ??? a biiig douchebag , this guy had everything but needed to mess everything up :)

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