What Would a Sesame Street Character’s Blog Look Like?
Due to decreased funding, PBS recently announced that all of the Sesame Street characters would have to start a blog in order to make money online. Those pledge drives are just not producing as many donations. I guess those PBS tote bags are going out of style. Of course, all the characters decided that the niche of their blog would be personal finance . Here is a sampling of posts found on these blogs:
Cookie Monster–”If these food prices continue to go up, I might have to restort to buying the store brand cookies. I don’t understand why I have to keep on logging in to wordpress. Maybe those cookies are not for eating. . . ”
Oscar–”Boy, times must be tough. I have at least three people a day invading my home looking for coke points and items they can sell on ebay ”
Telly–”I am so worried that I might be tempted to click on one of my adsense ads and get banned. If I had more money I would up my psycholgist visits to three a week.”
Grover–”Can you believe that Shoemoney stole my Super Grover logo. I am going to contact my lawyer and report him to his hosting company.”
Snuffleupagus–”I was reading Frugal Dad the other day and he gave me some great advice. I am going to switch to the same cell phone carrier as Big Bird to save money on my bill. I’ll probably get a texting plan since we text so often.”
The Count–”Today I found out that google had updated my page rank for this blog. Was it 1?, AH AH AH AH!! Was it 2? AH AH AH AH!! Was it 3? AH AH AH AH!! No it was actually 4, one rank higher than the famous John Chow.
Guy Smiley–”Good thing the game show industry in recession proof. I’m going to use my residuals to buy some .me domains including guysmil.me
Ernie–”My rubber ducky BANS site is really doing good as I am on the front page of Google for duck and duckie. If I could just increase my ranking for rubber duck I’ll have it made.
Bert–”I hope I don’t have to resort to melting down my paper clips. I can’t seem to increase my ranking on the 45n5 Top 100 list. Too bad Mr. Hooper’s shop is sold out on that book about Technorati.
Big Bird–”I was trying to make my blog more sticky like Problogger suggeste, by now my keyboard is jammed with glue. This blogging thing is tough, I might just have to take that second job as a ceiling painter.
Note–Elmo was not included in this article since I don’t like him.
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LOL! I think they should! I’m tired of the pledge drives! It’s time to put their creativity to work!