Do You Speak Recession?

Do you speak Recession?
In this week’s Time Magazine, I was exposed to the term “boomeranger,” meaning adult children who have returned to their parent’s house to live. In these tough economic times, I bet we will see the term “boomeranger” used copiously.
Consequently, I thought to myself that there will be many other “cute terms” [...]

Who is Really to Blame for the Chimp Attack?

Just in case you have not heard, earlier this week in Connecticut a domesticated chimpanzee attacked and mauled a 55 year old woman.  Charla Nash remains in critical condition at Stamford Hospital for massive injuries to her hands and face.  Obviously, all of our thoughts and prayers go out to Nash and her family for [...]

A New Holiday

As Valentine’s Day came and went this week, I heard several people complain about how this holiday is a fictitious marketing scheme developed by the greeting card industry.  Consequently, I decided that if the if they can make up holidays, then I should be able to follow suit.
As a result, I now declare June 1st, [...]

How to Pay for the Octuplets

As the stock market lingers below eight thousand and we are exposed to a daily onslaught of layoff news, there seems to be one person in America that is living her life oblivious to these tough economic times.  That person–Nadya Suleman, better known as the mother of the octuplets.

For some reason, Suleman thought it would [...]