The Answers to all the Important Questions in Life

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Recently, American archaeologists discovered a major find that is certain to inspire National Treasure 5 or 6 or maybe even both.  What did they find you ask?  The Holy [...]

Do You Speak Recession?

Do you speak Recession?
In this week’s Time Magazine, I was exposed to the term “boomeranger,” meaning adult children who have returned to their parent’s house to live. In these tough economic times, I bet we will see the term “boomeranger” used copiously.
Consequently, I thought to myself that there will be many other “cute terms” [...]

A New Holiday

As Valentine’s Day came and went this week, I heard several people complain about how this holiday is a fictitious marketing scheme developed by the greeting card industry.  Consequently, I decided that if the if they can make up holidays, then I should be able to follow suit.
As a result, I now declare June 1st, [...]

Great Movies about Hating Your Job

In honor of Labor Day weekend, I would like to take this opportunity to pay tribute to a truly forgotten group of people. These poor souls brave the fierce elements each day just to make a living. This post is dedicated to this group– all those out there that hate their jobs. [...]

Money Lessons Learned from Famous Movies

1. Getting your foot in the door is half the battle–Secret of My Success
2. If you are not smart, let a smart person handle your finances–Forrest Gump
3. But, never let an untrained family member or friend handle your finances.–Rocky 5
4. Avoid prison, as the markup on goods in 20% or higher–The [...]

You Can Win the Credit Card Game

“Credit cards are evil.” “Credit cards are a trap, causing millions of Americans to become burdened with debt that they will never be able to pay.” “Congress should start to investigate credit card companies and should limit the amount of interest they can charge.” “As soon as I pay off these cards, I [...]