Did you forget to do your taxes? Don’t worry, you are not alone. Here are some of the thousands of excuses that the IRS will surely get for not filling returns on time.
“TurboTax has some kind of bug. It only lets me claim a maximum of 13 dependants”–Octomom
“I had a last minute change in my maritial status”–Mel Gibson
“Obama’s new dog, Bo, had an accident in the Oval Room on top of my 1040″–Anonymous WhiteHouse intern
“I just need an extension. Those Someli Pirates didn’t have internet access, so I couldn’t submit my e-file”–Captain Richard Philips
“I thought that if I would increase my chances of getting a job on Obama’s staff if I had some kind of tax problem. After all, I miss my buddy Kumar.”–Harold
“Like, I was just waiting for Apple to come out with some kind of Turbo Tax App for the Iphone. It’s totally not my fault.”–Anonymous cast member of the Hills
“I was all ready to send out my return, when I saw that gross Domino Pizza YouTube video. I got sick all over the return and it’s completely ruined.”–Abe Frohman, Chicago, Illinois
“I was visiting my friend in Japan and using his computer to do my taxes. Just as I was about to finish, that damn North Korean missle fell on a power line and the resulting power surge fried my computer.”–Long Duk Dong
“I kept on getting different opinions on whether or not I could deduct my cell phone expenses for texting so many American Idol votes. I consider watching the show research, since I will eventually be on the show”–Lisa Houseman
“I wasn’t sure if Bristol could use Tripp as an deduction, or if I could, or if we both could. Besides, Alaska’s tax laws are completely backwards.”–Levi Johnston
“I was researching whether or not I was entitled to any disability benefits since I missed so much time from the Tour. Hey, I got a family to feed.”–Tiger Woods
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