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Obama’s New Year’s Resolutions

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About this time, every year, millions of Americans start to develop their annual New Year’s Resolutions. Since President Elect Obama is probably pretty busy coming up with plans to run our country, I decided to take the liberty to construct a list of his possible resolutions.

1. Learn how to say “That was Bush’s fault” in at least 20 languages.

2. Fix the leaking faucet in the Oval Office to immediately save tax payer’s money.

3. Quit smoking in order to avoid burning down the White House.

4. Put all cabinet meetings on YouTube to increase the transparency of the government

5. Skip the in-flight Air Force One movies to concentrate on fixing the economy.

6. Eliminate the word “bailout” from American’s vocabulary by the end of the year.

7. Give up the Blackberry

8. Cancel the appearance at the Re-Elect Governor Blagojevich function.

9. Make sure new puppy gets along with Biden’s new dog to avoid dog fighting scandal.

10. Keep resume up to date just in case the economy takes a turn for the worse.

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12 Responses to “Obama’s New Year’s Resolutions”

1. Mike Harmon, on December 14th, 2008 at 7:31 pm Said:

   I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you down the road!

2. selwyn marock, on December 15th, 2008 at 12:07 am Said:

   A pleasant easy post to start the day with.Item 11 on the President elects list should be,the dismantling
   of the EVIL and HEINOUS piece of legislation BSL(Breed Specific Legislation) off all US lawbooks otherwise it will one day come back and Haunt the US.

3. TV Kota, on December 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm Said:

   I am not USA people, but I really want to take a part in celebrating Obama Inauguration for next January 20, I hope world will get big change under his hand better than previous leader.

4. Mike Trader, on December 16th, 2008 at 3:23 am Said:

   Funny! I do hope that Obama succeeds to pull America out of its current economic crisis, and prioritizes his actions better than the previous president.

5. Amiee, on December 16th, 2008 at 4:44 am Said:

   I hope that your wish come true. Time will tell everything about him.

6. bebo skinz, on December 19th, 2008 at 11:20 pm Said:

   great post, laughed at a couple of your points

7. Wholesale, on December 24th, 2008 at 12:59 pm Said:

   Mentioning a possible dog fighting scandal at the White House is really hilarious. It makes me smile today. Biden and Obama should opt for the friendlier Labrador.

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9. Child care, on January 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 am Said:

   The eight points you have suggested looks good But it is quite difficult to use 8 different languages.Please let me know whether Obama smoke?

10. goacom, on January 13th, 2009 at 7:32 am Said:

    Honestly speaking, some of these resolutions surely will be an actual part of Obama’s list and if he comes to know about some of the others he may ask his mother in law to look into them.

11. shellywagar, on January 15th, 2009 at 7:37 pm Said:

    Hopefully one is to lead our country in a positive direction again.

12. Arizona Adventure Vacations, on January 19th, 2009 at 1:04 pm Said:

    Some very funny idea’s on this post. I like the learning how to apologize for bush’s mistakes best.

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