Excuses For Brett Favre Acting Like a D-Bag

Yes, it is that time of the year again.  You know, when Brett Favre decides he is not getting enough media attention and floats retirement rumors.  Does he care about the welfare of his team?  Nope.  Favre only looks out for his own interests and bank account.

So why does Brett behave in this manner?  Here are some of the reasons why Favre is allowing this year’s retirement circus speculation to occur.

1.  He is Giving ESPN execs time to put together a 2 hour decision special sponsored by AARP

2.  Farve is thinking about running against Wyclef Jean for President in Haiti and needs more time to decide and establish his Haitian residency

3.  He was absent the day in Kindergarten when they discussed The Boy Who Cried Wolf

4.  Heard there might be an opening as a judge on American Idol and has always had a secret crush on Ryan Seacrest

5.  Pledges to help clean up the oil spill in his beloved gulf for 285 straight days.

6.  Brett is four episodes behind with True Blood and they don’t have HBO at Vikings training camp.

7.  Wants to pursue his courtship of Jenn Sterger.  See this link for more details.

8.  Too busy playing Farmville to continue playing in the NFL

9. Wants to be traded back to the Jets so he can get on Hard Knocks.

10. Just following ESPN’s summer programming schedule.